"See You In The Funny Papers" - by: Anthony Shea

Let’s rise and shine this morning. We can crow like roosters Sit in booster seats. I’ll feed you when it’s time to eat. You spark a feeling I am dealing with a different kind of girl. I can see straight through your curls.

I’ll see you in the funny papers or back in Sunday school to praise you. I’ll see you when you’re least expecting me.

Let’s raise the stakes this evening. We can hit the jackpot. Sit in disbelief. I’m not talkin’ ‘bout fruit machines. I want to watch you as I spin my clock right before your eyes. You won’t know you’ve been hypnotized.

I’ll see you in the funny papers or maybe on a plane to Vegas. You'll see me when you’re least expecting me.

You don’t look glad to see me. I’ve been misbehaving but I’m just saving time. I won’t have to cost you a dime.

I’ll see you in the funny papers or maybe on your way to LA. I’ll see you when you’re least expecting me. I’ll see you when you have a baby. Maybe when you have a headache. I’ll see you when you’re least expecting me.

"I Might Jump Off The Deep End If You're Mine" by: Anthony Shea

You’re making eyes with me across the table. To my surprise I don’t think you’re able to make me satisfied. I do appreciate your time. Give me a reason.

I might jump off the deep end if you’re mine. 

You're exchanging lines with me across the sofa. I’m not surprised you’re not a supernova. I’m hard to satisfy. I do appreciate your time. I still need a reason.

I might jump off the deep end if you’re mine. I just might.

Don’t go. Your looks are magical. Show me the tricks you like to pull. I’ll be a rabbit in your hat. I’ll disappear and that is that. Don’t go. Your looks are magical.

You’re making eyes with me across the pool deck. Your expression lies. I can tell you’re fooling me to make me feel like I could really seal the deal. I don’t need a reason.

I might jump off the deep end if you’re mine. I just might.

"Safely In My Loveseat" By: Anthony Shea

I've been lost and unprepared. Oh my my, how I'm scared. Oh no no, nobody waits for me. Places bursting at the seams. Never finding new routines. Always in front of a screen.

Is there anyone out there? I've got this problem. I think it's me. Safely in my loveseat I close my eyes and recline.

Kick my feet. Rest my knees. Oh my my, I'm counting sheep. Three little pigs rolling up their sleeves. Dozing off into a dream. Oh my my, It's obscene. I'm back in class. I raise my hand and leave.

Is there anyone out there? I've got this problem. I think it's me. Safely in my loveseat I shake my hair and despair.

I sit and wonder what to do. I might just slumber the evening through. I can't just wait here alone like warm beer. Throw me in a freezer to see my future.

I've been lost and unprepared. Oh my my, how I'm scared. Oh no no, nobody waits for me. 

Is there anyone out there? I've got this problem. I think it's me. Safely in my loveseat I close my eyes and rewind.

Is there anyone out there? I've got this problem I think it's me me, me, me, me, me. Save me from my loveseat. I close my eyes and recline.

"Animal Instinct" by: Anthony Shea

Hey you! I'll be a monkey in your zoo. No homo sapien could ever have a chance with you. I see you pounce as I swing from tree to tree. Deep in the jungle you're a tigress waiting patiently.

You bite with your jaws and you scratch with your claws. It's animal instinct, animal instinct. You play with your prey like a cat with a mouse. It's animal instinct, animal instinct. Are you gonna set me free? Leave me for the birds to eat? I don't mind. If you have the appetite you can crave it every night. Have a bite.

Hey you! I'm your banana you can bruise. Is it human nature when you treat me like you like to do? You make me run like a fugitive in Bruges to your cabana for a panoramic tea for two.

You bite with your jaws and you scratch with your claws. It's animal instinct, animal instinct. You play with your prey like a cat with a mouse. It's animal instinct, animal instinct. Are you gonna set me free? Leave me for the birds to eat? I don't mind. If you have the appetite you can crave it every night. Have a bite.

I might be food for thought but maybe I'm your man. It's not the tricks you've taught that make me who I am. You can do what you want to do baby. Hate me if that's the plan. I'll try to be what you want me to be, but Janey I'm not Tarzan.

You bite with your jaws and you scratch with your claws. It's animal instinct, animal instinct. You play with your prey like a cat with a mouse. It's animal instinct, animal instinct. Are you gonna set me free? Leave me for the birds to eat? I don't mind. If you have the appetite you can crave it every night Have a bite. 

"I Should Be Fallin' In Love With You" - by: Anthony Shea

I began my days on the tenth of May. Bought my first guitar then I was on my way. No reviews left me black and blue. I had much to learn. I had much to lose.

Why do I do the things I do? I should be fallin' in love with you. Why do I do the things I do? I should be fallin' in love with you.

On the first of June I got up and played. I had my boys help me all the way. We made them laugh but didn't make them cry. I guess I have a ways to perfect my style.

Why do I do the things I do? I should be fallin' in love with you. Why do I do the things I do? I should be fallin' in love with you.

A couple of seconds take me by surprise. I lose myself looking in your eyes. I tell myself it's a compromise. Love's on the shelf. I'm afraid to try. Oh it's true.

Why do I do the things I do? I should be fallin' in love with you. Why do I do the things I do? I should be fallin' in love with you. What the hell am I gonna do? I should be fallin' in love with you. Why do I do the things I do? I should be fallin' in love with you.

"The Catch" By: Anthony Shea

Once upon a time when the night was feeling quite alright you climbed into a tree. Branches made a sound, and you fell into the ground so light you barely scraped your knee.

Anytime at all I will catch your fall, but here's the catch: You've got to call if your back's against the wall, and I'll be there anytime at all.

Once upon a time when the grass was growing high you blew into a blade. But it didn't make a sound. Instead it cut you down with a prick across your lips.

Anytime at all I will catch your fall, but here's the catch: You've got to call if your back's against the wall, and I'll be there anytime at all.

Once upon a time you weren't a friend of mine. You were caught in a bind but never off my mind. If we never talked again. If we never walked as friends. I believe it is simply what it is.

Anytime at all I will catch your fall, but here's the catch: You've got to call if your back's against the wall, and I'll be there anytime at all.

"A Dixie Cup To Save You" By: Anthony Shea

If I told you take me home would you let me fall asleep? If I told you what goes on up here you would lose your feet.

If I could turn you heart into a new one would you ask me to fix you up with a dixie cup to save you?

If I told you take me home would you let me fall asleep? If I told you what goes on up here you would lose your feet.

If I could turn you heart into a new one would you ask me to fix you up with a dixie cup to save you?

Step inside who's new in line? Who's new in line? Who's new in line? Step inside who's new in line? Who's new in line? Who's new in line? Step inside who's new in line? Who's new in line? Who's new in line?